Frequently asked questions
What is goon mail?
Goon mail is a service that provides you a random NSFW image, hand drawn by our art team who are all MINORS being FORCED to draw these.
Will your digital marketing agency make my business grow?
Our digital marketing agency offers services where, your 'business' as you like to call it. WILL GROW! 100% guarantee, your boner will be so big, it'll set a new world record.
Do you provide customized solutions for different customers?
Yes we do, for a paid plan, that starts from $50 an email, you can get art drawn specifically for your fetishes.
Is there a way to increase the frequency of the emails?
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No, currently we do not offer a way to increase the frequency of emails, however we are currently looking into making a paid plan for this reason.
What sets your digital marketing agency apart from others in the industry?
There are no others in our industry. Name me one company that does this. ONE COMPANY.
Exactly. Next time think before you say, fucking dumbass.